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By the way, Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers!
'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift'
'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift'
'She's not my mom'
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By the way, Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers!
Says dead man
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By the way, Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers!
Life is like riding a motorcycle. Balance is key, unless you’re at a stoplight and forget to put your feet down. Then, balance is just embarrassing.
Ride Free, Ride Hard
Ride Free, Ride Hard 
Re: 'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift'
My husband expressed a similar sentiment to me on my first mother's day after our son was born. I did not kill him, but maybe only because he had sense enough to leave the room in a hurry once he saw my face.
Happy mother's day to you, too.
Happy mother's day to you, too.
Mind the thorns.