The Hogsty

'She's not my mom'

Says dead man

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-would-i ... s-dead-man

By the way, Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers!

My husband expressed a similar sentiment to me on my first mother's day after our son was born. I did not kill him, but maybe only because he had sense enough to leave the room in a hurry once he saw my face.

Happy mother's day to you, too.